Finish writing a long-gestating book in four days.
Develop algorithms to manipulate the stock market.
Solve puzzles that previously vexed you.
Easily learn languages.
Recall and execute Bruce Lee moves you watched on TV as a kid.
Move sunglasses and pens around without touching them.
Move people around without touching them.
Predict the future.
Instantly change your hair color (without dye).
Turn people into swirling balls of molecular mass.
Fight like a ninja.
Realize the childishness of comic books.
Squeeze toothpaste with your mind.
Hack into people’s cell-phone calls and other magnetic wave disruptions.
Retain knowledge of how to navigate all of space.
Stay awake forever.
Manipulate your senses so food that taste like “horseshit” to dumb people, tastes good to you.
Throw blue balls of energy and fire, along with other general wizardry skills.
Travel through time.
See any person’s past, present, and future by touching them.
Find the error in the science that made you so smart and predict your own demise.